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Demo Tapes for Anxious Girls

by Oh No Snow

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1.
Glitter Glue 03:02
And you think you might choke as your Captain and Coke gets lighter in your little hands And you can't sit still so you asked me to chill some time at the week's end I don't know what that means And neither do you Just that a change of pace might do But what's a change of pace good for when you're exactly the same? Too much too soon is the name of my anthem and Casanoverdosing is the name of your game. But I am glitter and I am glue and I might've come on too strong to you last night CHORUS Who cares at the end of the day? Who cares for a lost cause? Who cares at the end of the night? And three weeks from now I'll be asking you how you're feeling about things, and you'll just sigh Then you'll say, "It's complicated. I don't have the words right now. But you're a nice girl. Anyhow, how about we head out? I'm tired of these parties. I'm tired of hangovers. I'm tired of they way that they get in my head. I'm tired of waking up lonely. I'm tired of finding your socks in my bed" Yeah, I am glitter and I am glue and I just came at a bad time for you And you are rubber and you are sticks and you stuck to your guns when you stuck to my lips But I am sugar and I am bone and I'll be the one who'll be dancing alone tonight CHORUS Who cares at the end of the day? Who cares for a lost cause? Who cares at the end of the night? And who cares at the end of the day? Who cares for a lost cause? This is the 21st century, babe. Who cares gets sent away.
2.
It's been 17 years since your lips last touched a can of beer But "To hell with it" you're thinking, "Who's it hurting if there's nobody here?" Six Pack's sliming down to five and four and three and two and one 'Til your body turns aluminum and numb enough to spend the night alone Sheets are only gently worn, and you're as free as bootleg porn But there's a sweetness that you miss in saying "Honey, I'm home!" So you prayed and you were sent Ex-wives and ex-girlfriends Who left you solo You go solo "And if you weren't so cynical then maybe you could hold a woman down," Your buddy said, "you're the most eligible bachelor to end up in this town" Suburban royalty, working man's poetry, dirty jokes and quick retorts Your baby mama's taking you to court You prayed and you were sent Ex-Wives and Ex-girlfriends Who left you solo You go solo All alone in advance of a broken vow Heaven knows what you've got yourself into now There ain't no liquor that can wipe the disappointment from her face But there's just enough to remind you you never really loved her in the first place You like the earthquake of a body rolling over next to you But in this circumstance, your pride and your hands will have to do Take one last sip of it Next month you'll really quit Next time your mother calls and calls you out for slurring every word You prayed and you were sent Ex-wives and ex girlfriends Ex-cops and ex-artists Goodbyes are the hardest You prayed and you were sent Ex-wives and ex-girlfriends who left you solo you go solo
3.
Girls without dads are always in motion Girls without dads are easily bored Girls without dads won't write the next hit 'Cause Girls without dads never learned more than four chords Girls without dads are social but heavy Girls without dads have soap opera sass Girls without dads can't be statisticians 'Cause Girls without dads see their pictures in class But she's so strong. She wouldn't stay for long if the signs were wrong. Girls without dads have sex in the morning 'Cause girls without dads are always asleep Girls without dads carry home like turtles 'Cause girls without dads are the lovers they keep And girls without dads roll joints in their bathrooms Girls without dads roll stones up a hill Girls without dads are a case for the experts But nobody told them except Dr. Phil But she's so strong, and she won't stay for long. She's so strong. Every time you see her she's got sulfur in her breath, she's taking paper from the ashes and she's writing her own death She gets up to talk to people, she's down for anything and if you see her coming from the edge of the ring She is mostly pretty harmless but she's always on patrol because the young get going when the going gets old The people who are honest are the people who take off and now she's taking off her sweater and she's taking off her socks. She's taking to your liking she's expecting something good and she would take off all her skin if someone told her that she could. And I see you clinking glasses as she turns to look back 'Cause girls without dads They're like that.
4.
Escape Plan 03:14
Little Miss Muffet took her muffin tops to the Internet drunk on a thought And when she picked her filter, the hive nearly killed her with kisses and suddenly stopped Little Boy Blue's got a leg up or two in the dark with his sunglasses on And me, I'm just hoping that you'll think that it was worth knowing me after I'm gone My escape plan is to stare at the door for as long as I can So talk to your doctor and talk to God too to see if my mess is an alright fit for you I talk just like a straw man Lena Dunham and sleep just like Smokey the Bear My sense of self is a slasher film gag Pull the curtain, there's nobody there It's times like these that get me thinking in metaphors, Sysiphan mountains and fog But TV taught me that depression's a middle-aged woman who won't walk her dog Mama said life's not a bag full of Kit Kats Can't rip one off, give me a break But I like my choruses big and abundant so I can repeat my mistakes And I like my verses like boxing match posters, like two bodies hitting the floor But bridges are best because I've never climbed one and thought, "I should have done this before" My escape plan is to stare at the door for as long as I can So talk to your doctor and talk to God too To see if my mess is a good fit for you Take it from me, the easiest catch is the toughest to please You're not a doctor, but you play one okay So what the fuck's it gonna take to keep you away?
5.
I got dumped for a coffeehouse goth in December She was into wooing hyperliterate divorcees You said, "she's edgy and she's 22. She's nearby and just as amazing as you," as if tied for second was some kind of consolation. And the signs on Hennepin all say "you should have never let him in in the first place, honey" You said, "I thought you'd be mad" I said, "that's crazy. Why should I be mad." I said, "you can't get mad if you don't get hurt. I don't get mad 'cause I don't get hurt." And I don't know what kind of psychopath lies like that, but it's not me. It's not me. But no one wants to see a grown woman cry like that. Yeah, it's not me, that's not me. ooooh, I just went to catch my ride as the bus station speakers sang "baby it's cold outside" And I am received like a batshit Natalie Portman By anyone who's ever seen a TV screen in their life And you said, "I'm getting old and my patience is through and I'm fucked up and I'm falling in love with you. Just don't quote me on it when the buzz wears off in the morning." And the signs on Riverside all say "Well, you can't say you never tried. You were brave in the effort." Or more likely insane Tough girls are unshaken Tough girls don't get played No, you don't get hurt if you don't get played I don't get hurt 'cause I don't get played You've got to be pretty delusional to lie like that and that's not me, that's not me But no one wants to see a grown woman cry like that Yeah, that's not me That's not me I just went to catch my ride While the bus station speakers sang "Baby, it's cold outside." It's cold out. Baby it's cold outside and I can't stay, I can't stay. Baby, it's cold out. Baby it's cold outside, and that's not me, that's not me. Baby it's cold out. Baby it's cold outside and I can't stay, I can't stay.
6.
"There's a reason why it's dark on the dance floor" Said the vampire pageant queen as she headed back in for more "I don't know anyone who's happy in the sunlight. I don't know anyone who remembers what it feels like at night." But everybody wants a good companion, so put on something borrowed, something blue. 'Cause there are singles in your area. They've been active today. And they want a little taste of you. They do. But Anxious girls have no fun. So dry your eyes my little one You stand so still on the edge of the room Don't worry, everybody's leaving soon "Every American's a product of their parents' self-hate" Said the dollar store professor, dropping ashes in the sewer grate And he's got one hand on his cigarette and he keeps an eye on me And he takes in a frozen breath and says, "What do you want to be?" Well, I just want what everybody else wants. Two kids and a dog and confidence I want forty thousand followers and fifty thousand friends who still love me when I don't make any sense. Oh yes. Because anxious girls have no fun So dry your eyes my little one You stand so still on the edge of the room Don't worry, everybody's leaving soon I am self interested But I am hardly interesting Yes, I'm the kind of sinking ship that wills the ice to break I was a big deal in college, but so was the Harlem Shake 20 under 20 minutes can change the world so find out, Are you Sex in the City or are you a modern girl? I'm so millennial 'cause I wanna be myself all the time But I wouldn't recognize her if the came to me and cried And if I die, and if I die, and if I die before I wake I pray that all my friends and family forget all my mistakes Like shitty boyfriends Shitty girlfriends Shitty nights with too much wine Like all the accidentally offensive things I said when I was nine Like all the confidential memories I take with me to bed Like all the other ones that make me tear my fingertips to shreds So while you're at it While your'e carving my initials into stone Add this addendum as the only thing I've ever really known Anxious girls have no fun So dry your eyes my little one You stand so still on the edge of the room Don't worry, everybody's leaving soon And anxious girls pay their dues "I'm so sorry, can I make it up to you?" And anxious girls take the blame, And anxious girls get older but they never change.

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Rough acoustic recordings of recent-ish songs. For Ryan, William, Cole, and others.

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released April 19, 2015

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Oh No Snow is KT Lindemann music

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